Yes, please. I think it would make us both feel better…
Someone convince me to throw together a base and make the classic Above Average Alien available.
Coffee, goats, and lizards are all convincing.
So are snails.
So what kind of coffee do you like with your goats?
I wish I could draw, because I have a very silly image of a highly caffeinated goat in my head…
Time to pop that can of Red Bull, get in my favorite car, and go to my favor- hahaha
Work. Go to work.
KUDOS TO THE ASSHOLE WHO SLAMMED HIS BRAKES ON TWO CARS IN FRONT OF ME AND MADE MY RED BULL TURN OVER FROM ONE CUP HOLDER TO THE OTHER AND EMPTY ITSELF
Thou shalt not fuck with the caffeine supply. Unacceptable.
Kinda like the asshole spider lurking in my van who nearly made me launch my coffee in terror. He has now become one with the floormat.
Lynfred Winery is a bit north from here, in Roselle, IL. So far I’ve had some good luck with their sweet red infusions. Blackberry was delightful, and I was a little less impressed with strawberry, but I’m curious to know just how cherry like cherry is. Thinking blueberry next. The rest of the flavors don’t speak to me too much, just have this thing with berries.
Decent wine if you like sweets. And reds. And fruity flavors.
This one’s going to wait until my vacation before it gets opened.
See, I love me some red wine, but that is NOT what captured
First Time Sex Stories from Juicy Sex Stories. “Are you aching yet?” he responded. “Yes…my legs are shaking…I don’t know how….
So I wrote a sexy story, and I’m excited. :)
It has sex toys in it, because of course it does.
sometimes you just gotta make a dongle for fun
as far as fantasy dongles go this is generic as hell whoops
I am oddly enamored of this little design…
THIS WAS MY ENTIRE DAY YESTERDAY. Dicks, dicks, dicks.
Washed them all, then put them back in the suitcase, which was my upgrade from a towel.
Thus my post yesterday. What would you think if you saw someone come out of the bathroom with a suitcase and a camera?
Oh my. I have not put all my dicks in the tub in a long time because…ah…I don’t know that they’d fit. Nor could I lift a container that held them all. So of course, I ordered a Crackers from this last sale. When you’re knee deep in dicks, what’s one more?!
You may be familiar with the Tumblr blog called “Critique My Dick Pic“. It’s a collection of honest, artistic assessments of submitted penile portraits, and if that sort of thing intrigues you, you should go have a look. While I might not agree with every grade given, the commentary is witty and well-written. It never shames the submitters for their physical characteristics, or for their…
This is me, ranting on about those who judge women for sexting…
When I first started exploring insertable toys, every option I saw was modeled, more or less, on a human penis. There were varying sizes and colors, but the basic shape was always the same. As I delved further, I discovered abstract shapes, toys that did their best to look like sleek, futuristic utensils rather than disembodied genitals. For a long time, I thought that pretty much all dildos…
A few thoughts on fantasy sex toys, featuring Ringo the Average Alien.
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