Luna's Loft

baddragonpretties:

gespenst1138:

$100 Custom Silicone Dildo Shopping Spree!!!

How the contest works…
From now until October 1st, any purchase done at my shop will earn you 1 raffle ticket per item sold. Having so many items currently available at $10 or less, It should be easy to rack up a decent amount of tickets quickly. Plus I’ll be trying to cast more of my low cost pieces during the month. On October 1st I’ll be drawing a lucky winner who will get a $100 shopping spree in my Etsy shop, shipping included. I’ll be announcing the winner on tumblr, user gespenst1138, and on my Fetlife account GespenstsGear. This $100 shopping spree must be redeemed before October 15th, and has no cash value. You can find my shop here. https://www.etsy.com/shop/GespenstsFantasyGear

For my tumblr friends I’m doing an additional $25 raffle for those who reblog this contest. So get the word out, and score yourself something nice on me.

How exciting!

say, i looked up Primal Hardwere, and i was looking at wereables, and i was wondering if you had any experience with those? cause im interested in at least 2 of them and i dont want to buy something that my partner and i wont enjoy, yknow?

Not experienced with wearables so far, so I can’t really say. The good news is that they make a silicone insert now to convert an insertable to a dildo if your partner isn’t into wearing it.

What toys do you recommend for vaginal use? Which absolutely not?
Anonymous

avthepornfish:

Someone asked me this a couple days ago, and the consensus is basically, “everyone’s different.” I have had a lot of people buy eggs for vaginal use, so that’s pretty much the most popular. Anything more than that, I’ll let the other fine folks speak up.

Haven’t tested yet, but I just got Xeramus, Garchomp and Cougarfox…will post my research findings soon!

monkeytoybox:

So I was chatting back and forth with the lovely EE folks about order questions and what not, and got some neat info that I figured I’d share (with their permission of course!). :D

  • Unpigmented translucent is something you can definitely ask for! It’s a frosty translucent white color that seems…
Okay, possibly bizarre question time, but a friend and I have a desire to know where in the world the ice cream cone and cactus in the fabulous tub o' dildos photo came from? We want to track them down for reasons ;>.>

Reasons. Yes, I know ALL about reasons…

The ice cream cone is from FunVibes on Etsy. You can choose your ice cream color, and even choose to have it vibrate.

The cactus is Pedro the Cactus from Primal Hardwere. He started as an April Fool’s joke, but they kept him around for people like you and me. Pedro is awesome, there’s a full review on my blog.

http://ninjasexology.com/2014/04/21/review-pedro-the-cactus/

There’s also a cucumber in there from Damn Average, a lobster from Frisky Beast (sadly, no longer available) and an ear of corn from 1a Toys. Oh, and the iScream Popsicle. Just in case you want to explore a bit more. :)

monkeytoybox:

avthepornfish:

madnessinthemist:

avthepornfish:

Fresh out of the mold: the mini-Sandnite I’m giving away and the brand new Joystick. I’ll take better pics and measure dimensions after work tonight.
Edit: color balance is WAY off on this one - Mini-Nite is very much brown, not purple.

Is that a marbled stripe in the middle of a fade?


That is EXACTLY what it is :D

First off… WHOA… that’s a seriously interesting looking dong!
Secondly, wow!  The fade transitions perfectly even with the marbled stripe in the middle! :o



WANT. WANT. OMG, SUCH WANT.

monkeytoybox:

avthepornfish:

madnessinthemist:

avthepornfish:

Fresh out of the mold: the mini-Sandnite I’m giving away and the brand new Joystick. I’ll take better pics and measure dimensions after work tonight.

Edit: color balance is WAY off on this one - Mini-Nite is very much brown, not purple.

Is that a marbled stripe in the middle of a fade?

That is EXACTLY what it is :D

First off… WHOA… that’s a seriously interesting looking dong!

Secondly, wow!  The fade transitions perfectly even with the marbled stripe in the middle! :o

WANT. WANT. OMG, SUCH WANT.
Yup...
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
Things I never learned in French class…

madnessinthemist:

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

I don’t know if I’m just way too tired, but I am like sobbing laughing at this.

As a former student of French, I am DYING. We had a kid translate “I don’t care” into “Je m’en fous” and the teacher went ballistic…so of course we all went home and looked it up.
Hi lunabelle, I saw in the magnificent tub-o'-dicks post that you have a Beastlab Tidus, and was considering getting one. My first werewolf choice would have been BD's David, but I'm considering this one instead. Do you have a review? Thx :-*

I don’t have a review, but I can give some general comments. Tidus has more detail on the shaft, but the knot runs right into the base. If you’re looking for an insertable knot, David is a better choice. Other wolf options would be Exotic Erotics’ Werewolf or Frisky Beast’s Direwolf. I’ve not tried either of these, but both companies are great to work with.

damnaveragesheep:

avthepornfish:

Turnips!
Stuff ‘em in your holes, name ‘em Groot, sell ‘em to Re-Tail. I don’t care what you so with ‘em, honestly. Just don’t try to plant ‘em, because you will only harvest sorrow.

Think I want one for the sake of having it
because
those are huge

damnaveragesheep:

avthepornfish:

Turnips!

Stuff ‘em in your holes, name ‘em Groot, sell ‘em to Re-Tail. I don’t care what you so with ‘em, honestly. Just don’t try to plant ‘em, because you will only harvest sorrow.

Think I want one for the sake of having it

because

those are huge